Go ask Johnny if you need a WordPress installation before January 11

So, now that I have three flavors of WordPress installation available, people get to choose just exactly what they need. And boy are they choosing! One of my clients even bought a surprise WordPress package as a birthday gift for a friend, which was such a sweet and thoughtful and supportive thing to do. Yay for friends!

All this goodwill means that for blog installs at least, I’ve hit my capacity. For now.

Reserve your slot now to start blogging in 2010

Everyone who’s already purchased a blog, don’t worry, you’re good (I’m finishing up your installs this week). If you haven’t bought yours yet, my next available slots for WordPress installation open up on January 11.

I’ll be reserving only two slots each week for these packages (any flavor). You’ll get a confirmation email from me when you buy, telling you when your blog will be installed. And I’ll keep the WordPress Installation page updated with my availability so you’ll have a pretty good idea of when your installation will be completed, even before you buy.

And if you can’t wait…

Here’s how to get WordPress for free until 1/1/10

If you want a WordPress installation before the end of 2009, you should totally go visit Johnny B. Truant, who is not only continuing to do blog installations in the midst of holiday prep, he’s so crazy that he’s setting up WordPress blogs for free until the end of the year. That’s not even an affiliate link, because, hello, I won’t earn any affiliate commissions for recommending a free service!

I’m serious, go sign up now, before he realizes he’s insane and runs off to Tahiti to escape the mobs of WordPress-wanters.
Wendy Cholbi

Update on Open Office Hours

It’s been nearly three months (my, how time does fly when you’re havin’ fun) since I first announced I would be experimenting with Open Office Hours, and I thought I’d report on how it’s going.

Here’s how it works: Once a week, on Thursday between 10am and 11am (Pacific time), I have my phone turned on and will answer whoever calls me (the number is 909-240-7647).

This is the only way to get free advice from me by phone. It’s first-come, first-served, I don’t make appointments during this time, and I will talk to whoever calls for as long as they need.

Of course, you are free to call that number anytime, but the chances are almost zero that I’ll answer if it’s not Open Office Hour (unless I recognize your number and feel like talking and have time, which is pretty much the Trifecta of Impossibility). And I pretty much don’t return phone messages, ever. Well, unless you’re someone I have an existing relationship with. Then, maybe. Or I might just send you an email.

What I was afraid of

Basically, it felt like a big risk to say I’d be taking calls from random anybodies during a specific period of time.

Also, I thought I might get negative reactions from people who thought that I should be a) answering my phone all the time (or at least during some kind of “business hours”), b) doing more Open Office Hours, or c) setting up free phone calls with them on their schedule because that’s “good customer service.”

It boiled down to a fear that I wasn’t going to be doing enough, serving enough people, meeting enough of their needs.

What really happened

I forgot that the only people who would really be drawn to calling me would automatically be cool. You are My Right People! Everyone who has called has been nice, not at all demanding, and genuinely grateful for my help.

Callers: You have been awesome. You have not only thanked me, but you’ve publicly tweeted your thanks and recommended my Open Office Hours to others. What more could I ask for?

A few examples

For anyone who’s wondering about the kinds of things that are great to ask me, here’s a sampling.

Caller’s question: How hard is it, really, to upgrade WordPress?
My answer: See that link at the top of your Dashboard? Just click it. (I did explain about backing up, and stayed on the phone with her while she did the upgrade, and that conversation inspired my post about How to Upgrade WordPress).

Caller’s question: How do I find out who’s visiting my site and where they’re coming from?
My answer: Google Analytics is awesome and free, but if that’s too scary, you can install WordPress.com Stats (yes, WordPress self-hosted blogs can use this plugin, I should really post about this) and see your statistics right from your dashboard.

Caller’s question: Would you ever do a webinar tutorial on Google Docs?
My answer: Sure, if there’s enough interest. I can see how the whole Google Docs thing could be a bit intimidating for newcomers. In fact, that’s a really good idea. If I start up a free class series, that will definitely be on the list. (If anyone is interested, be sure to leave a comment or send me an email — otherwise I’ll never know!)

And there have been more. And it’s been fun. And I’ve been really glad to give my help, and my callers have been excited and grateful to get it.

So I’m calling the experiment an official success, and I’m going to be doing Open Office Hours for the forseeable future. (I didn’t do them on Thanksgiving, and this year both Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve are Thursdays, so really there are only two more weeks of Open Office Hours in 2009! Whoa!)

Talk to you some Thursday soon…
Wendy Cholbi

Marketing meditations on a pizza box

I picked up two pizzas from Papa John’s yesterday. The take-out $5.99 specials. There were a couple of random things I noticed on the box:

Coupons: A problem and a question

The coupons stuck to the top included the usual fare (two large pizzas for $18.99, family dinner special for $20.99, etc.) but on the same sheet, there was a big coupon for 25% off Amtrak fares (with a huge paragraph of limitations and exclusions).

First, don’t get me started on limitations and exclusions. If you’re going to give me a coupon, don’t make me read an encyclopedia entry on the tortured gymnastics I’m going to have to go through to redeem it. Make it simple. Coupons with wall-of-text fine print say “please recycle me.”

Second, I’d love to know the reasoning behind sticking an Amtrak coupon on a pizza box. Do Papa John’s pizza buyers somehow overlap the demographics of desired Amtrak customers? Is there something about pizza that makes pizza-eaters more likely to travel by train? Or is it a wildly flailing, desperate attempt to somehow get anyone to ride Amtrak?

I feel smart, but somehow also manipulated

There was a little receipt sticker on the top pizza box, showing that my subtotal was $27.48 (that’s what I would have paid if I’d called in the order for delivery, I suppose) and that I got a discount of $15.50 for picking up the take-out specials.

Yay me! I paid only $11.98 (plus tax!) for something some other sucker might have paid $27.48 for! Awesome!

And now I will never again call in an order in advance. Because I will never knowingly pay that extra $15.50. Does that make me a savvy consumer… or a mindless drone who’s happy to obey a corporate giant’s instructions? I’m not sure.

Thanks to Reese for my pizza experience

Also on the receipt was a line that read “Your pizza experience managed by Reese.” Really? Because Reese wasn’t invited to my house for dinner. So how much actual managing of my pizza experience could this guy really do?

Yeah, I know. What they really mean is that Reese was the guy behind the cash register when I showed up to buy my specials. But “pizza experience?” It’s kinda clever, really. Makes it seem like I didn’t just grab a takeout dinner, I had a pizza experience. And it’s all thanks to my buddy Reese.