Fixing your Prose Design Settings after upgrading to WordPress 3.3

If you are using the Prose child theme for the Genesis Framework, and you recently upgraded to WordPress 3.3, you might have noticed that your Prose Design Settings page now looks kinda strange.

Instead of two columns of settings, you now have one column of extra-wide settings:

…with a big space about halfway down the page:

Clearly some kind of column-resetting weirdness has happened with the WordPress 3.3 upgrade.

Fortunately, it’s easy to get your normal two-column display back, in four quick clicks.

Click 1: Screen Options

At the top right of your Prose Design Settings screen, there’s a little gray pull-down menu entitled “Screen Options.”

Click it.

Click 2: Select number of columns

At the bottom of the menu that opens up, look under Screen Layout and click “2″ next to Number of Columns.

Unless you have a good reason for hiding one or more of your Prose Design Settings, just leave all the checkboxes checked.

Click 3: Close Screen Options

When you have selected the two-column layout, go ahead and close the Screen Options menu by clicking on the words “Screen Options” again.

Nothing changes on your screen, but that’s because you need the fourth click!

Click 4: Save Settings

At the top of your Prose Design Settings page, click the Save Settings button (it’s supposed to be WordPress blue, but in some browsers it shows up as barely legible white-on-gray).

Be sure to click the Save Settings button at the top of the page. There’s another one at the bottom of the page, but the bottom button is buggy (say that five times fast!), especially in certain browsers.

Presto! Two columns restored!

There you have it, your regular two-column Prose Design Settings have been restored!

Yes, that Prose link up there is an affiliate link. I’m now using the Prose theme here on WendyCholbi.com and for the majority of my WordPress installations, and I highly recommend it. You’ll be hearing more about Prose from me in the coming months.

Lighting a candle

It’s the darkest day of the year.

Even though the sun is currently shining into my window, it feels pretty dark. In all kinds of ways.

I’m behind on everything.

I’m drowning in email.

I’m cold (currently typing in fingerless gloves).

I’m sleepy at all the wrong times. Which also means I’m also awake at all the wrong times.

“Closing out the year” seems like an impossible task. So does starting a new year.

But…

According to TimeandDate.com, at my latitude, tomorrow’s daylight will last three seconds longer than today’s.

Three more seconds of sunlight may not seem like much. Even day after day after day.

The long warm twilights of July seem impossibly far away.

But they’ll get here. Three seconds at a time.

And I’ll get there too.

Three seconds at a time.

How about you?

Candle image by Bangin on Wikimedia Commons, used under a Creative Commons ShareAlike License

Feeling a little out of tune?

Tuning a Bass Guitar by Martin Howard

Thanks to Martin Howard on Flickr for this rockin' image

Perhaps you haven’t updated WordPress in awhile.

Maybe you’ve even “tuned out” the pink bar at the top of the screen that politely yet firmly tells you to Please update now!

And you’re avoiding the little circle-with-a-number in your sidebar that keeps insistently telling you that an ever-larger number of plugins have new versions available.

You may have even read my instructions for updating WordPress, or watched my video tutorial on updating WordPress, and you’ve told yourself, “this looks easy, maybe I should take care of this.”

Yet you hold off on pressing that “Update” button. You’re not 100% confident that it will go smoothly.

Perhaps you’ve heard tales of upgrades gone bad…and even attempts to be reassuring, like my post But what if your WordPress upgrade fails?, lead you to wonder…what else could go wrong?

Hey, you’re not alone. Even rockstars sometimes get out of tune or break a guitar string (I suspect that breaking a guitar string happens all the time to the pros, in fact I’ve seen it happen on stage).

The thing is, expert musicians have the skills and tools to take care of events like the broken string. With the spare strings on hand, and basic guitar knowledge (or, you know, a crew of seasoned roadies), it’s but a moment’s work to restring, tune, and be ready to strum again.

Introducing the Website Tune-Up

When it comes to your WordPress website, things can get slow and out-of-tune if you haven’t upgraded in awhile, plus you’re more vulnerable to Internet Bad Guys if you’re using older code. And if you don’t have a backup system that automatically creates regular backups for you, it’s much harder to restore your site if something does happen to it.

I don’t want bad stuff to happen to your site, whether the cause is Internet Bad Guys or Upgrades Gone Wrong or merely a code-tweak with unforeseen consequences. I am intimately familiar with that last one, being a die-hard code-tweaker…I learned the hard way to always do a pre-tweak backup!

So I created the Website Tune-Up, a service in which I backup and upgrade everything for you. It makes you safer on two levels:

  1. You’re updated to the latest, greatest code, so you’re less vulnerable to crashes and hacks, and
  2. You have a dependable backup that happens automagically, so if something were to mess with your site, you could be up and running again with a quick restore.

“Trust me, I know what I’m doing.” With apologies to Sledge Hammer fans everywhere.

The Website Tune-Up grew out of my standard list of things I do for pretty much every web client I work with, the first time I log into their WordPress dashboard.

It starts with a full backup, because I never make changes to a client’s site without a safety net.

Often, doing a backup means installing and configuring a backup plugin.

After the backup is made, everything gets upgraded to the latest and greatest. This means WordPress itself first, then plugins, then the theme if there’s a new version.

I’ll check various important settings (things like permalinks, media library folders, and discussion settings that reduce comment spam).

I also run a quick check for malware and server malfunctions, and often I end up optimizing the WordPress database to speed things up and save space.

Almost every time I do this, I notice things that could be improved — a plugin that does the job of two, or a setting that is slowing things down. These are things that are easy for me to spot and tweak, but they may never have occurred to the site owner.

WordPress Peace of Mind

If you’re ready to get upgraded to the latest and greatest, hop on over to the Website Tune-Up page.

One small detail: The Website Tune-Up actually includes a full month of upgrades, for anything that gets updated after your Tune-Up is completed. If you want ongoing upgrades by Yours Truly, you can sign up for the ongoing Peace of Mind Program for a monthly fee after your Tune-Up month has passed (but don’t worry, you’re not being automatically signed up for a monthly program that you’ll have to cancel to get out of the monthly fee — I’ll never pull a trick like that!).

WordPress 3.3 is in its final beta-testing stage, so that pink Please update now! message may be popping up on your screen sometime in November. If you want to spare yourself the dread of upgrading when the next version of WordPress is released, let me handle your upgrades and backups for you.

Get a Website Tune-Up today!

Being a grownup is highly overrated

Here’s a wee rant for anyone who is having to contemplate Serious Grownup Things, like taxes, mortgage payments, and having the willpower to stick to New Year’s resolutions.

Being one of the “most grownups” crowd isn’t always all it’s cracked up to be.

After all:

Most grownups are stuck in jobs they hate, counting the hours until 5pm and the days until the weekend and the years until retirement, feeling powerless and resentful and stuck.

Most grownups don’t even know there is anything else, another way, anything other than This Is Just The Way It Is So Don’t Rock The Boat.

Most grownups are the reason Plato wrote the analogy of the Cave and Galileo was condemned. See also: War, slavery, and global warming.

Most grownups either outright refuse to take responsibility for their Stuff or don’t even know they have it.

(Ahem: I am uncomfortably aware that noticing other people’s Stuff is also a big Hello, from my own Stuff. The first person who tells me that I’m also “in my stuff” gets kicked in the shin.)

So, here’s to more boat-rocking.

Here’s to wearing pajamas all day because it’s comfy, dammit.

Here’s to seeking out a way that’s Your Way, not The Way It’s Done Around Here Because It’s Always Been That Way.

Here’s to Trying Stuff instead of Making Resolutions.

Also? Here’s to Excessive Use of Capital Letters. Ahem.