Absolutely nothing on sale here today. Honest.

Black Friday, Schmack Schmiday.

I don’t go in for that nonsense. Never in my life have I spent the night in a Best Buy parking lot, waiting for 12:01 so I could get into the holiday spirit by being trampled by an insane mob while trying to get my mitts on a $99 plasma TV or whatever.

And I’m not going in for the crazy 75% off Internet-only sales either, whether it’s Black Friday or whatever the hip term for the Monday after Thanksgiving is. Mob Mentality Monday, methinks.

So if you were hoping to buy something cheap, all’s I’ve got is my regular stuff, at regular price. Sorry. Oh wait, I’m not sorry at all. Heh.

I’m totally serious. Let me repeat myself: No sales here! If you’re really desperate for an insane deal, though, you could do worse than to check these folks out:

• Naomi over at Ittybiz is actually selling Online Business School for 75% off, and it’s going off the market in a few days. If you’ve been putting off buying it, now would be a good time.
• Johnny B. Truant is offering his Zero to Business course for half-price, plus he’s giving a $100 discount on personal coaching. And he is one smart cookie.
• This one isn’t technically a Black Friday sale, but the early-bird deadline for Mark Silver’s 2010 Opening the Moneyflow course is December 4. And he’s doing a free teleclass on December 2 called “You’ve got one year: Go!” His teleclasses are always gold, and totally not sales-hyp-ey. Highly recommended.

That is all. Back to your regularly scheduled retail extravaganza.

Me? I’ll be curled up with a good book, and occasionally checking Twitter so I can shake my head and tsk-tsk-tsk at reports of consumer-on-consumer savagery.

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